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[It's Christmas, Barge residents. And as it happens, one of your new arrivals is a Christmas angel.
Well, okay, she's just dressed up as one. Interestingly enough, it was Christmas on her world too, and she just got done performing in a Christmas pageant: she's wearing a white costume robe, and has a tinsel crown on her head. The front of her robe is bloody and dirty, and torn in a few places-- and given how beat-up and damaged her face looks, it's probably safe to assume that at least some of that blood is hers.
Currently she's wandering into to common area on level 6, a bit unsteady on her feet. She's also filming herself, because she found a fancy phone so why the hell not. Soon enough she stops walking and poses dramatically, arms held wide.]
Be not afraid-- for behold, I bring good tidings of... of, uh...
[And then she collapses. So yeah, that's a thing that's happening.]
[OOC: Permissions post for this character!]
Well, okay, she's just dressed up as one. Interestingly enough, it was Christmas on her world too, and she just got done performing in a Christmas pageant: she's wearing a white costume robe, and has a tinsel crown on her head. The front of her robe is bloody and dirty, and torn in a few places-- and given how beat-up and damaged her face looks, it's probably safe to assume that at least some of that blood is hers.
Currently she's wandering into to common area on level 6, a bit unsteady on her feet. She's also filming herself, because she found a fancy phone so why the hell not. Soon enough she stops walking and poses dramatically, arms held wide.]
Be not afraid-- for behold, I bring good tidings of... of, uh...
[And then she collapses. So yeah, that's a thing that's happening.]
[OOC: Permissions post for this character!]

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Hello - if you can hear me, please respond.
[ His words are crisp and English; he sets the communicator to voice and clips it to his waist. Grabbing at his medical kit. Which level is that common room, anyway? Is he going to have to go look at all of them? He can hardly tell the difference. ]
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[... Her voice trails off. She can hear him, but she's pretty out of it. Getting the shit beaten out of you will do that.]
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You need some help, ma'am?
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[... Yeah, that's supposed to be an answer.]
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[He sounds unconcerned though.]
[Video] after Hugh Cambridge gets her!
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... Oh, it's just a cat. Huh. Maybe it's a therapy cat, like Boo's dog.]
Weird eyes...
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[He was transformed into an angel last year. He remembers this speech. Or something like it.
He also has metal spikes where his eyes should be.]
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[She tries to point to her own eyes, but can't quite make her hands work right.]
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I already got all that 'cause I got the Lord on my side.
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'...great joy, which shall be to all people.'
You're lookin' like you could use a little of that yourself.
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I got it. I said it. Those were my lines.
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[At first, he steers clear of her. Cambridge is a condescending ass, but Philip is a little too polite to say as much out loud. He just thinks it very loudly if the occasional look he sends in their direction is any indication. He only speaks to her once she's alone.]
What are you supposed to be?
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I was an angel.
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Still, it's not long into her stay before he reluctantly drags himself to the infirmary to find her. He's very tall, dressed very warmly, and is very, very obviously dead. It would be hard to look more dead without trying. Nonetheless, he smiles when he sees her, and speaks in a soft and thickly-accented voice.]
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.
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And that's-- that's just how it went, too. I came down on her to show the glory of God's wrath, and she was afraid. Sore afraid.
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Hello, darling. Are you up to receiving visitors?
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I think so. You here to see me?
[Said in the tone of someone who does not often get people coming to see her, no matter what the situation.]
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You seem to be in a manner of some distress.
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Think I fainted for a minute.
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You making fun of me?
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