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[It's Christmas, Barge residents. And as it happens, one of your new arrivals is a Christmas angel.
Well, okay, she's just dressed up as one. Interestingly enough, it was Christmas on her world too, and she just got done performing in a Christmas pageant: she's wearing a white costume robe, and has a tinsel crown on her head. The front of her robe is bloody and dirty, and torn in a few places-- and given how beat-up and damaged her face looks, it's probably safe to assume that at least some of that blood is hers.
Currently she's wandering into to common area on level 6, a bit unsteady on her feet. She's also filming herself, because she found a fancy phone so why the hell not. Soon enough she stops walking and poses dramatically, arms held wide.]
Be not afraid-- for behold, I bring good tidings of... of, uh...
[And then she collapses. So yeah, that's a thing that's happening.]
[OOC: Permissions post for this character!]
Well, okay, she's just dressed up as one. Interestingly enough, it was Christmas on her world too, and she just got done performing in a Christmas pageant: she's wearing a white costume robe, and has a tinsel crown on her head. The front of her robe is bloody and dirty, and torn in a few places-- and given how beat-up and damaged her face looks, it's probably safe to assume that at least some of that blood is hers.
Currently she's wandering into to common area on level 6, a bit unsteady on her feet. She's also filming herself, because she found a fancy phone so why the hell not. Soon enough she stops walking and poses dramatically, arms held wide.]
Be not afraid-- for behold, I bring good tidings of... of, uh...
[And then she collapses. So yeah, that's a thing that's happening.]
[OOC: Permissions post for this character!]

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[He's an asshole.]
Or else completely incompetent. But wardens suffer for it just as much as inmates when he crashes us in caves full of hungry mole people or whatever it is this month.
[He is so disgruntled. Fucking mole people.]
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Then I bet he's going to let the wardens to it, too.
... But uh, what's this about mole people?
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[Sometimes for the better. Sometimes not enough.]
That...probably won't happen again. I hope. But we do end up in strange and dangerous places every so often.
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[This sounds like good information to know.]
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[It also covers the extra-weird stuff, like breaches, which he figures he can gloss over for now in the interests of not being super confusing.]
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[That's pretty weird, yo.]
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[...she's not wrong.]
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