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[tucky]

[It's Christmas, Barge residents. And as it happens, one of your new arrivals is a Christmas angel.

Well, okay, she's just dressed up as one. Interestingly enough, it was Christmas on her world too, and she just got done performing in a Christmas pageant: she's wearing a white costume robe, and has a tinsel crown on her head. The front of her robe is bloody and dirty, and torn in a few places-- and given how beat-up and damaged her face looks, it's probably safe to assume that at least some of that blood is hers.

Currently she's wandering into to common area on level 6, a bit unsteady on her feet. She's also filming herself, because she found a fancy phone so why the hell not. Soon enough she stops walking and poses dramatically, arms held wide.]

Be not afraid-- for behold, I bring good tidings of... of, uh...

[And then she collapses. So yeah, that's a thing that's happening.]

[OOC: Permissions post for this character!]

Comments

[Video]

[tucky]

Don't you talk to me like that. Like I'm stupid.

[Video]

[keeps_a_cool_head]

I don't believe you're stupid. But I do have a strong inclination to believe you're willfully ignorant, and possibly concussed.

[Video]

[tucky]

I'm neither of those things.

[Yeah, she's probably both.]

[Video]

[keeps_a_cool_head]

My suggestion is that you allow a doctor to determine that.

[Video]

[tucky]

My suggestion is that you go fuck yourself.

[Video]

[keeps_a_cool_head]

...Charming.

[Video]

[tucky]

With a jumbo flashlight.

[Video]

[keeps_a_cool_head]

When you've settled in and come to recognize the reality of your situation, I'll call again.

[Video]

[tucky]

Then you turn the light on and if you shove it far up enough it'll shine out of your mouth, see.

[Video]

[keeps_a_cool_head]

Yes, I see.

[Why does the Admiral insist on sending him these...creatures.]

Have a speedy recovery.

[And he hangs up. Weird new inmates.]