♻ 001 | video/spam

[tucky]

[It's Christmas, Barge residents. And as it happens, one of your new arrivals is a Christmas angel.

Well, okay, she's just dressed up as one. Interestingly enough, it was Christmas on her world too, and she just got done performing in a Christmas pageant: she's wearing a white costume robe, and has a tinsel crown on her head. The front of her robe is bloody and dirty, and torn in a few places-- and given how beat-up and damaged her face looks, it's probably safe to assume that at least some of that blood is hers.

Currently she's wandering into to common area on level 6, a bit unsteady on her feet. She's also filming herself, because she found a fancy phone so why the hell not. Soon enough she stops walking and poses dramatically, arms held wide.]

Be not afraid-- for behold, I bring good tidings of... of, uh...

[And then she collapses. So yeah, that's a thing that's happening.]

[OOC: Permissions post for this character!]

Comments

[Later; video]

[tucky]

No.

He wanted her dead.

Re: [Later; video]

[termofendearment]

And he was too much a lazy bastard to send a flood after her? Or just raze the place to the ground?

[Later; video]

[tucky]

No, that ain't how it works. God sends people so he can work through them.

Re: [Later; video]

[termofendearment]

So you're saying he didn't have a tantrum and wreck a whole city just because they liked taking it up the ass.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

... You talking Sodom and Gomorrah?

No, no, no, they needed to be taken out, by him-- because they were whole cities, see.

[She literally just came up with that on the fly.]

For the bigger things, he does it himself, and for the smaller things he uses his followers.

Re: [Later; video]

[termofendearment]

Well what the hell did this broad do that you needed to go all Mad Max on her?

[Later; video]

[tucky]

That don't matter; not to you.

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

Maybe, but I still wanna know.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

She disrespected me, and she disrespected God.

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

She hurt your feelings, so you tried to kill her.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

[Y u p.]

No. Didn't you hear me? She disrespected me, and she disrespected God.

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

Oh, I heard you. I'm just calling bullshit.

It's okay. The right kinda hurt, I wouldn't blame you. Shit, I killed a guy for insulting my kid. Trust me, I get it.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

I don't have any kids. I just have the Lord.

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

Not saying otherwise, sweetheart.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

[She nods, accepting that.]

How'd you kill him?

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

[He shrugs.]

Drowned him in a tub filled with piss.

[He at least has the sense to look a little sheepish about it; he knows he lost his temper and probably shouldn't have.]

[Later; video]

[tucky]

[... Weirdest death ever.]

Okay, how'd you fill it?

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

It was already filled when I got there; guy was filming snuff films, apparently had a thing for piss.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

What are snuff films?

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

...you're shitting me right now.

[And he smirks at her for a moment, wide and twisting towards something probably inappropriate.]

You know porn, right?

[Later; video]

[tucky]

[She rolls her eyes.]

What, you think I'm stupid?

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

You don't know what snuff is, I'm just making sure.

It's porn where the broad dies while she's getting fucked, or at least gets messed up pretty bad.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

I know what the word means-- like snuff out a light, right. Just ain't ever heard of a snuff film before.

You talking like a horror movie?

[Later; video]

[termofendearment]

Yeah, sure. Except it's not all acting and fake blood and fancy camera angles and editing.

[Later; video]

[tucky]

So they kill people for real, and they film it?

[... Huh.]

That's gotta be some black market stuff.