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[tucky]

All right-- because of an incident a while ago involving the pool, a loose rabbit, and some beer, my warden's just a little bit disappointed and exasperated with me, I think. We'd been talking about how he wants me to keep busy by getting a job and finding a subject to study, but he's given me a deadline now, so I'm-- I'm taking suggestions. He says I can't work in the chapel, but I was wondering... I mean...

[She trails off, frowning.]

… Hey, is it just me, or does it seem like there's a lot more people talking over this thing today?

[OOC: I will also be throwing around some Tiffany-related OITNB characters in this post, so if you want your character to talk to her lawyer or one of her prison's guards or whatever, this is the place! Also threadjacking is a-okay especially if other people bring in canonmates; please bug her canonmates.]

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give me all your fourth walls tbh

[takeyouapart]

I gave you a deadline to help you focus, Tiffany. It's not to do with the incident.

[Triggered by it, maybe, but not punishment for it.]

o7 tomorrow I'll throw at least two at you

[tucky]

But you want me to focus because you don't want me getting into any more trouble, right?

[takeyouapart]

It's not about trouble. I just think it would be very easy here to fall into doing nothing for weeks on end, and I don't want that for you.

[tallwithfeelings]

[Okay, this is really weird. He feels stone-cold sober, but he just turned on his computer and he's hallucinating a videochat between some guy and one of his dead inmates.]

The fuck is this?

[takeyouapart]

[what]

I'm sorry?

[filtered from Tiffany]

[liberalseverywhere]

[Let's just say he learned how to filter somehow idk; I need a reason why Tiffany wouldn't immediately jump in to talk to him.]

Do you know Tiffany?

[filtered from Tiffany]

[takeyouapart]

Yes, I do.

Who is this?

[skullfuckthatbitch]

Tell'em to kiss you ass. Who says you gotta listen to that shit, anyway.

[ Johnny, no.]

[tucky]

He's my warden, though. And I like him and everything.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

You ain't gotta hate him to tell him to kiss your ass. I tell people to kiss my ass all the time, still like half of'em.

Ginas not talking to no TV - AND BUG HERE TOO PPL

[livingoffherwitts]

[Gina just stares at the rec room TV. Why Pensatucky was on it, she didn't know, but clearly she wasn't crazy so the woman couldn't be talking to her. Her expression seemed flat despite her confusion.]

YESSSS

[tucky]

[She's just. Staring.]

Woah.

[That sure is Litchfield on her screen.]

[livingoffherwitts]

[And Gina isn't sure what exactly this show is, but its making her feel a bit uncomfortable. And how is no one else around? Still, she just stares waiting for something to happen.]

[dearmisterchrist]

Did you kill a bunny?

...did I kill a bunny?

You're like. From monty python. The worst bunny.

[tucky]

[Fuck. Her. Life.]

What are you doing here.

You ain't on the Barge, right?

[dearmisterchrist]

Am I dying?

[She doesn't sound scared. Or even sure. Pennsatucky is equally probable as a hallucination and an escort to hell. Also, Piper still doesn't believe in hell. But it might be a dying hallucination instead of a regular one? Her brain acknowledging her guilt.]

[twosetsofdogtags]

[Hey Tiffany, have a nurse who happens to look exactly like Chapman......]

Yeah, I definitely do not normally have this many people randomly appearing on my cellphone.

[tucky]

[... This is so weird; what is going on.]

You're already talking to me.

[twosetsofdogtags]

Yeah, I know?

[... she doesn't get it?]

[tatra]

Oh, there are plenty of subjects you could study. What are you interested in?

[tucky]

I don't know. Religion?

[tatra]

What about history? History has a lot to do with religion.

[aunaturale]

Well go on then! You can't just leave a story like that there!

[tucky]

What?

That wasn't a story.

[aunaturale]

A pool, loose rabbit, and beer? That certainly sounds like a story to me.