♻ 006 | video

[tucky]

All right-- because of an incident a while ago involving the pool, a loose rabbit, and some beer, my warden's just a little bit disappointed and exasperated with me, I think. We'd been talking about how he wants me to keep busy by getting a job and finding a subject to study, but he's given me a deadline now, so I'm-- I'm taking suggestions. He says I can't work in the chapel, but I was wondering... I mean...

[She trails off, frowning.]

… Hey, is it just me, or does it seem like there's a lot more people talking over this thing today?

[OOC: I will also be throwing around some Tiffany-related OITNB characters in this post, so if you want your character to talk to her lawyer or one of her prison's guards or whatever, this is the place! Also threadjacking is a-okay especially if other people bring in canonmates; please bug her canonmates.]

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[tucky]

Your tiny planet?

MKRII Spoilers!!

[tatra]

Oh, no. It's an expanding planet, ruled by the prayers of Miss Hikaru. The ships of my sister and my as well as other countries are docked there right now.

[tucky]

[... Huh.]

You fucking with me?

[tatra]

Not at all. You're not very trusting.

[tucky]

That's not what other people say.

[tatra]

What do other people say?

[tucky]

That I trust too easy.

[tatra]

From what I've seen you always assume someone is making fun of you.

[tucky]

Always? You been talking to me for five fucking minutes, lady.

[tatra]

And you've been suspicious the entire time.

[tucky]

I have not!

[tatra]

But you have! My feelings are hurt.

[tucky]

No I haven't. You're just paranoid now.

[tatra]

So mean.

[ She cries crocodile tears into her tea. ]

[tucky]

What the fuck is your problem?

[tatra]

I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.

[tucky]

Getting all sad for no reason. What's wrong with you?

[tatra]

What's wrong with you, being mean to a girl you've just met?

[tucky]

I'm not! Fuck.