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[tucky]

All right-- because of an incident a while ago involving the pool, a loose rabbit, and some beer, my warden's just a little bit disappointed and exasperated with me, I think. We'd been talking about how he wants me to keep busy by getting a job and finding a subject to study, but he's given me a deadline now, so I'm-- I'm taking suggestions. He says I can't work in the chapel, but I was wondering... I mean...

[She trails off, frowning.]

… Hey, is it just me, or does it seem like there's a lot more people talking over this thing today?

[OOC: I will also be throwing around some Tiffany-related OITNB characters in this post, so if you want your character to talk to her lawyer or one of her prison's guards or whatever, this is the place! Also threadjacking is a-okay especially if other people bring in canonmates; please bug her canonmates.]

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[tucky]

No, I know what a president is. You work for Obama?

[You do not seem like the kind of guy who'd be working for the president, dude.]

BEHOLD THE PROBLEM OF NAME THE HERO GAMES.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

He's the president before my boss. I'm from the future for you then, babe.

ffffff

[tucky]

Oh yeah? What year?

Saints Row; GTA rip off to straight crack in 4 games.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

2018ish, I don't know tots, I got abducted by aliens awhile back.

[ No he's serious.]

[tucky]

[She, however, assumes he's not. She's incredibly gullible and has seen some things here, but she still expects Earth to be normal.]

Come on.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

I'm dead fucking serious here. So, the boss and Shandi and I were robbing this bank right? And low and behold somehow they catch our asses. Point I gotta point out, we didnt need the money, we were just bored. So, were put on this plane and this fucking frenchman's yapping and long story short bitch stabs me in the chest, I highjack the plane and the boss and Shaundi jump out midair.

And this bright fuckin' light comes out of no where and BAM Aliens. True shit there.

[tucky]

[... Yeah okay now she believes him. Kind of.]

Why'd they let you work for the president if you did all that?

[skullfuckthatbitch]

I was abducted before he was president. Earth got blown up before they crossed paths with me again. Only security he's got is us his fellow Saints. Granted, he's almost as bad ass as me.

[ Someone has an ego the size of Kanye Wests.]

[tucky]

I mean robbing banks and shit.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

We were part of the same gang, the 3rd street Saints. [ he does that stupid fist pound over his heart. He's a street thug after all.] Were badases, tots. The world needed someone with the balls to run the country, and once he was in he picked who he wanted to be around him, I guess.

[tucky]

... He don't sound like a very good president to me.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

Wouldn't know, abducted and all.

[tucky]

But you work for him.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

By choice, I couldn'a been boss if I wanted. I'm more an action guy though.

[tucky]

... I think you might be messing around with me.

[skullfuckthatbitch]

Nah, ain't worth the time or effort to remember lies. Anywho, I'd best be off. Have fun.

[tucky]

Yeah.

[You're a weird one, Mr. Gat.]