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Pabst.

Blue.

Ribbon.

Now I'm dead. Tell them my last request was not to let you cater the wake.

I would've served good cake, too.

I can't trust you anymore. The cake would've probably come from a box.

Where else would a cake come from?

[This is actually mostly a serious question.]

Oh mortal child, let me take you back several hundred years to where true cake comes from. Women making it by hand because the lack of technology combined with gender relations at that time tied them to unending, unpaid labor in the home.

Yeah, but then we invented ShopRite.

And the world faced a brighter day, if one where things are spelled incorrectly for no reason.

I got an oven in my cabin, but I've never used it.

[She's just saying, if you want to come over and bake a cake with her, you totally can.]

Okay, one of these days I'm going to come over and show you how to make a proper cake. I won't bring proper alcohol because there are some things that shouldn't be mixed with cooking.

It could be whiskey cake.

I actually can make whiskey cake. The problem comes when I try to cook with people who decide to drink the whiskey and then share their 'great' ideas on how to improve the recipe.

Aw, would I do that?

You drink lite beer, I'm not sure if there's any depth you won't sink to. Though at least you couldn't decide that the cake would cook a lot faster if you started throwing fire balls at it.

Maybe I would if I could throw fireballs.

The important thing is that you can't.

And in case you ever get the chance, it doesn't work it just sets everything on fire. Whiskey catches on fire quite easily.

Well, I know that. I've been at a lot of bonfires.

Wanna make some whiskey cake for the Barge?

So had he but did that stop him? No it did not. And it wasn't even my kitchen.

Sure, if we use American drinking laws we can count it as my first crime. How many will we need to have enough for the ship, do you think?

We can make two. There'll probably be people who won't want any, but we'll have to keep Pietro from eating ten slices.

I know a couple who don't drink, even though its debatable whether the cake would count. Considering Pietro's metabolism, it probably takes a lot to get him drunk.

Whiskey cake isn't meant to make people drunk. It don't even taste like whiskey.

You haven't seen how I make it yet.

Yeah? Then maybe we're gonna want to keep it for ourselves.

I feel I should warn you that it's been a while since I've gotten drunk. But everyone survived so I don't really know why people complained so much.

Is it harder for you to get drunk, 'cause of you're magic?

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