[If you two care to investigate the knock on your door five minutes post-text, you will find a plate of waffles and a small note written in somewhat old-timey handwriting:]
Dear Mason,
Please do not do this again.
Merlin
[There is also a condom clipped to the note because he assumes you will need a replacement, Tiffany.]
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Dear Mason,
Please do not do this again.
Merlin
[There is also a condom clipped to the note because he assumes you will need a replacement, Tiffany.]